Music Purist T-Shirts

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

'The Garrett Club'

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Kritik's Korner

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Serenading