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"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Music Student

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"So obvious, there all the time"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'

Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Homerphobia

Bands That Never Made It.

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."

Music Hater.