Musical Purist Gifts

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Music Student

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

Bands That Never Made It.

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'

Homerphobia

Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."