Sound Purist Gifts

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noisy energy?

Technology and literature

Music Student

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'The Garrett Club'

Ringing bell

'I though I'd developed tinnitus, then I remembered we still have a landline.'