Sound Purist Gifts

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noisy energy?

Technology and literature

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Music Student

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'I have this constant ringing in my ears. I think I have tinnitus.' - 'Does it sound like an 'eeeeeee' or a 'shhhhh'?' - 'It's like the murmer of a thousand forgotten souls quietly lamenting past sorrows.' - 'Hmmm. I don't have a checkbox for that, sadly.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

'The Garrett Club'

Ringing bell