Sound Perfectionist Gifts

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Surreal ale

"We're developing a plan to fix this."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Perfection

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

"You're welcome."

Football Crazy.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Santa's Out Tray.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Quality Contorl.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

Ventriloquist's fete

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

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