Play Purist Gifts

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"So obvious, there all the time"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Showering angel has water bouncing off her halo.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'The Garrett Club'

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Homerphobia

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

The Joy of Procreational Sex

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."