Audio Purist Gifts

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Music Student

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"Brat"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

Music Freak.

"Is there an audio edition?"

"Turn down the bass."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

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