Photo Purist Gifts

'Now that's an afro!'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Office pics on dinner table.

Grandma's caf

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Technology and literature

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

Social lens of the photojournalist

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Say 'cheese'!"

"ME!!!"