Photo Purist Prints

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Office pics on dinner table.

Grandma's caf

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Technology and literature

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

Social lens of the photojournalist

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."