Cinematic Purist Prints

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Technology and literature

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"What do the know!"

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

I've never understood why the trailers come before the movie instead of after.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'