Cinematic Purist Gifts

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Technology and literature

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"What do the know!"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"I'm not a fan of biblical movies."

"Is there a discount for someone who doesn't want to see the movie?"

'We'd like to return it. There wasn't any on-screen chemistry between us.'

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'