Audio Purist T-Shirts

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Artist and Musician

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Music Student

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The dream works when the team works!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Turn down the bass."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Is there an audio edition?"

Music Freak.

The Gong

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Missing. Last seen with.

Chain and Ball music player.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."