Artistic Purist T-Shirts

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Music Student

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"So obvious, there all the time"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'The Garrett Club'

'I may not know art, but I know what I hate.'

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

Homerphobia

"It strayed too far from the video game."

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

"'Good' is not enough."

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

Sculptor creating repeating self-portrait sculptures.