Artistic Purist Pillows

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Music Student

Technology and literature

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'The Garrett Club'

'I may not know art, but I know what I hate.'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Homerphobia

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."