Genre Purist Pillows

"So obvious, there all the time"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Musical genres

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Music Student

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

'I always wanted to be a genre, but I'm worried I've become a cliche.'

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'

Books - As Seen on TV.

Urban fox.

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

Homerphobia

Film Noir / Film Bleu

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."