Poetry Purist Pillows

Homerphobia

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Books On Paper

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Hecklers On Poetry Night

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."