Film Purist Pillows

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

Technology and literature

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Oscars 2024

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Casting Director

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"But only during rehearsal."

Titanic 100th anniversary