Literary Purist Pillows

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Technology and literature

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Books On Paper

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Do you have any why-to books?"

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Stephane Mallarme

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

'The Garrett Club'

Wussapalooka

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'