Spoiler-free Purist Pillows

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

"It strayed too far from the video game."