Spoiler-free Enthusiast Pillows

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

TV Time

Spoiler Alert

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'My agent told me to bring some arm candy.'

"Guess who expires next..."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Cut down on plastics."

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"Spoiler alert!"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

Plastic pollution

Plastic is killing the sea

"Spoiler alert!"

Dog spoiling book for cat

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."