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'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

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"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Guess who expires next..."

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"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Spoiler alert!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Spoiler alert!"

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"I knew the Titanic would sink, so I told everybody. Then they kicked me out of the cinema."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'

"Don't tell me the ending."

"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"

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