Spoiler-free Enthusiast Gifts

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

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"I didn't know you COULD finish Netflix."

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

'My agent told me to bring some arm candy.'

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

"Guess who expires next..."

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"Cut down on plastics."

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

Plastic pollution

Plastic is killing the sea

"Spoiler alert!"

Dog spoiling book for cat

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

"Oh wow, you won't believe what happens at the end!"

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

'Ugh, I hate when the trailer gives everything away.'