Spoiler Lover Gifts

Spoiler Alert!

"It's a great film. It's quite sad though, they all die in the end!"

Spoiler Alert

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"Spoiler alert."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

"Dinnertime already?"

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

A Cow watching a horror movie.

I think this is the episode of "Leave It to Beaver" where Wally and Eddie chain Lumpy's car to a tree. Couldn

Thriller of the Week

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Alfred Hitchcock

'I'll tell you what happened to the key if you promise not to laugh.'

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I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

"'The Walking Dead','American Horror Story','Bates Motel', or the Convention?"

"I had no choice...The idiot was trying to tell me spoilers about the season finale of my favourite soap opera."

"Guess who expires next..."

"I told you not to tell me how it ends!"

SPOILER ALERT! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about "Star Wars." You don't have to say "spoiler alert," minion. It's been a month. Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive. In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences. Um ... never mind.

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"Spoiler alert!"

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"