Science Purist Gifts

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"So obvious, there all the time"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

'The Garrett Club'

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'

"Hold up! No spoilers!"

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

"Yeah, but I detest subtitles."

Homerphobia

"There are some words I will not tolerate in this house-and 'awesome' is one of them."