Performance Purist T-Shirts

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Just be yourself."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Theatre Crowd

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Music Student

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I'll give you this, Henderson - you're no worse than anyone else.'

Trapeze Artists

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"Page 33, line 4..."

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

Ballerina and the light switch.

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Crossing the thin line into show business

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"