Plastic Surgery Skeptic Gifts

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Nose Jobs $2.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Facelift Book.

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"Botox."

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Mirror mirror...

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"It was a botched surgery."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"