Plastic Surgery Curiosity Gifts

Mr. Harris thought his face-lift was a tad too severe.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"It was a botched surgery."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

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