Plant-eating Pioneer Gifts

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"States of tofu"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Hydroponic Gardening

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"How almond milk is made"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Arctic Hothouse

The early days of tofurkey.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

Chelsea flower show sewage

Lab Grown Beef

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

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