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"I had to get a real dog. I was allergic to my Chia Pet."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

World of Cow.

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

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'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Philosophy of Forestry: 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Walt? Roger? Steve? Anyone?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

"I dread these W.I. meetings

Keyboard in Heaven

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

"Aren't those dead flowers fake?"

Three Circles of Gardener's Hell.

'Are you throwing your medicine out of the window again?'

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

'It's bad news I'm afraid,we're asprins'

Erm...what the hell is cud, anyway?

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

'Bless you!'