Planktologists T-Shirts

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Evolution Exam Results.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'