Plankton Ponderers T-Shirts

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The New Normal

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Karine Jean-Pierre

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

How moons are born...

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session