Plankton Ponderers Pillows

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The New Normal

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Karine Jean-Pierre

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Planetary Science. What do we call the study of gas giants in space? Gastronomy.

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"You're right! It is much easier to explain it this way!"

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

"Billions of years ago, earth had only one huge supercontinent..."

Romance gets off to a rough start in the Paleozoic era.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Where Meteorites Come From. Ahh-choo!

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

A batch of bills are abandoned near the end of the parliamentry session

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

How moons are born...

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"