Planktologists Gifts

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"It's an Eyesaur."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'