Plank Expert Gifts

If you know someone obsessed with planks or dedicated to mastering their craft, our range of fun and witty items is just the ticket. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to acknowledge their interest with a touch of humor and personality.

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"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully." mockup

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

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"Shred the plank."

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Pull the udder one

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"Any references?"

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"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

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'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST mockup

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

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Fade to black...

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Tortured Plank

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"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood." mockup

"We call it 'dish' of the day, but it's actually served on a plank of wood."

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'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.' mockup

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

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'How was your luck, dear?'

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"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!" mockup

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

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Learning.

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"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!" mockup

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

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A Vet? I had you picked in advertising. mockup

A Vet? I had you picked in advertising.

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'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.' mockup

'Plankton, plankton, plankton...all we ever have to eat around here is plankton.'

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Woman on a pedestal who married the planning expert.

Woman on a pedestal who married the planning expert. mockup

Woman on a pedestal who married the planning expert.

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'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!' mockup

'I said no more surfer snacks before the feeding frenzy!'

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Expert and Ex-Pert

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'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan!'

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan!' mockup

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan!'

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Sorry out of numbers.

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'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!' mockup

'HEY,nobody said anything about MOONwalking the Plank!!'

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"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?" mockup

"Under self-isolation rules, you can make a start on reading your impressive range of pretentious books, can't you?"

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Pernalogist

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Plank Expert Gifts Collection

Plank Expert Mugs

Browse our collection of plank-themed mugs and find the perfect amusing gift that will brighten their mornings.

Plank Expert Pillows

Discover fun and comfy pillows that celebrate their passion for planks—ideal for adding personality to any room.

Plank Expert Prints

Explore our selection of humorous prints, perfect for decorating a space that honors their dedication to planks.

Plank Expert T-Shirts

Check out our range of witty planking t-shirts—great for casual wear and showcasing their skill in style.