Planetary Paparazzi Gifts

Gossip Of The Stars.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

UFO and snowman

The Pooperrazzi

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

The five inhospitable gas giants

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

Invasion of Privacy

Happy Earthday

The end of the solar system

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

Glass Bottom Earth Tours