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"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Blue Origin

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Too much monkey business...

Zoo animals.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Wild Cow.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

Newton's cradle

UFO and snowman

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Giraffe and Gloves.

Bat

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Tiger

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

Bus for Giraffes.

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

The five inhospitable gas giants