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I've discovered thousands of talking birds on Pluto! Ah, then it is a Mynah planet after all!

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Tut and Carmen.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Wildcats Strike.

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Tilted painting

Life Discovered on Mars

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Theatrical Christmas.

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, but in order for Act 3 to go on we'll need an additional $17,000!'

The five inhospitable gas giants

John Ruskin

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

He's very defensive about his personal space.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

Convention of municipal gardeners.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

'Scottish Arts Council? I'm looking for sponsorship to help me sit through a performance of Gotterdammerung.'

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

Rocket

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

Spaceman

Global Warming

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

Ghost of Christmas Future