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Tierra Forming.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Alien David statue

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

God creating the galaxy.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

The five inhospitable gas giants

Alien Painting Moon

Cross section through the Art Virus.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Rainbow violin surfers

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Still life on Mars.

Make Your Own

Space: A Venn Diagram

Bowling ball earth

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

"Mind where you're going next time."

Cellist on Mars

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.