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"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Alien David statue

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

UFO and snowman

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

God creating the galaxy.

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Alien Painting Moon

The five inhospitable gas giants

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

Still life on Mars.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Bowling ball earth

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

Space: A Venn Diagram

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Tierra Forming.