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"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Alien David statue

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

UFO and snowman

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

God creating the galaxy.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

The five inhospitable gas giants

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Alien Painting Moon

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Still life on Mars.

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

Bowling ball earth

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Space: A Venn Diagram

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Tierra Forming.

"Mind where you're going next time."