Planetary Artist Gifts

Tierra Forming.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Alien David statue

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Curiosity' discovers Mars was at one time like earth.

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

God creating the galaxy.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

The five inhospitable gas giants

Alien Painting Moon

Cross section through the Art Virus.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Still life on Mars.

World Cup Universe.

Rainbow violin surfers

'How can I stop these moles digging up the garden?'

Bowling ball earth

Make Your Own

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

Portrait of Bette Davis

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

Space: A Venn Diagram

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

Cellist on Mars

"Mind where you're going next time."