Galactic Artists Gifts

Alien Painting Moon

Alien David statue

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

God creating the galaxy.

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Are there space-babes?"

Double bass in space

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

TPP

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Still life on Mars.

Space: A Venn Diagram

Bowling ball earth

Alien Magician

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Cola Observatory

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"