Galactic Artists Gifts

Alien Painting Moon

Alien David statue

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

God creating the galaxy.

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"Are there space-babes?"

Double bass in space

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

Still life on Mars.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Did you hear about Henderson? He went out with his fly open."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Cola Observatory

Alien Magician

Bowling ball earth