Space Artist Gifts

Space: A Venn Diagram

Alien David statue

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Red Arrows Rookies

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

God creating the galaxy.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Moon's Portaloo.

"The Webb telescope can look FAR back in time to before things were a bit s**t!"

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

The First Alien Contact

Alien Painting Moon

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'