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Pluto Downgraded to Dwarf Planet Status

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Slinky Cow World

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Newton's cradle

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

UFO and snowman

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

Do something for the environment.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"What happened?"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"I'm your sun!"

The five inhospitable gas giants

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

Vacation on the Moon.

'Uranus!'

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'