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Pluto Downgraded to Dwarf Planet Status

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

UFO and snowman

Newton's cradle

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Do something for the environment.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"What happened?"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

Vacation on the Moon.

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"I'm your sun!"

The five inhospitable gas giants

'Uranus!'

The REAL reason for the end of the world.

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

I miss that new planet smell.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?