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'I think that's always how it's been!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

Newton's cradle

Do something for the environment.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"What happened?"

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

Modern Art.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Art Gallery.

"...And we ask that you please not make fun of the name."