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'I think that's always how it's been!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I think he was a celebrity."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Slinky Cow World

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Newton's cradle

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Do something for the environment.

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

Little girl imitating a painting in an art gallery

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"Don't worry... they're not swearing. They're astrophysicists."

"What happened?"

"...And we ask that you please not make fun of the name."

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

Art Gallery.