Planetarium Pal T-Shirts

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Intellectual Property

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Doctors

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"This is my man cave."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

The five inhospitable gas giants

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

Terrifically Twickenham

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

Friends Yeah!

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'

"Mind where you're going next time."

"You know, you're a great pal! You're a little cold at first, but a guy can really warm up to you!"