Planetarium Pal Gifts

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Intellectual Property

Doctors

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"This is my man cave."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

The five inhospitable gas giants

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

He's very defensive about his personal space.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

"I don’t know, Phil … my gut tells me she’ll drive you nuts."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Friends Yeah!

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

'Bait no more! You really know how to take advantage of a friendship, don't you!'

Terrifically Twickenham

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"Son, we must never drink from the forbidden plant."

I'm not "fidgeting" --- It's tectonic plate activity!

'Did you know Geoffrey was once a tennis umpire?'

"Mind where you're going next time."

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'Come on, I did it for you...'

'Honest! It was the only tree I could find!'