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Face painting.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A Preschool of Fish

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Closed for Renovation

"He's left out the staples"

In the art gallery

The hall of bad ideas.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Modigliani's Giraffe

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

Damien Hirst Cafe

Killer whale with dead trainer

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Common Dolphin

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.