Planetarium Staff Gifts

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

He's very defensive about his personal space.

Face painting.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

A Preschool of Fish

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Closed for Renovation

The hall of bad ideas.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

In the art gallery

Welcome to Landworld.

"He's left out the staples"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Killer whale with dead trainer

Modigliani's Giraffe

'We better call Mission Control to report that all our projects and experiments on this flight have succeeded beyond belief.'

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Common Dolphin

Damien Hirst Cafe

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

Two cleaners at the zoo. They are sheltering under a giraffe to get out of the rain.