Museum Staff Gifts

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Museum of Commerce and gift shop.

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

'Call the police. Some vandal has wrecked the Tracy Emin installation!'

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

"Do we want the label, too?"

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"Err..the exhibits are this way, dear"

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

An Unfortunate Museum Gift Shop

The Death of Chatterton - After Restoration

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Closed for Renovation

'I can't decide...is he ignoring the smoking ban, or entering into the spirit of the exhibition?'

Statue cleaner.

The Surprising Job of a Museum Cleaner

'Art gallery.'

Art Gallery with Signs for Religious paintings, Atheist paintings, and Agnostic paintings.

Egyptian Statue Provides Reading Material

Pass

"I really feel we are missing the bigger picture here!"

"The Scream" painting screams in museum.

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

'Oh great, I just finished straightening all these.'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Blind man's guide dog is looking at art in an art gallery.

'What are you doing after the joint closes tonight?'

The storm in a picture is felt in the art gallery.

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

'No photographs!'

The Nosy Cleaner

Clipart.