Art Museum Employee Gifts

"The Salvador Dali Museum does offer flex time to employees."

The Googler

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Outré or simply bad?"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"It may well be a hugely significant example of early 18th century Flemish art...but as head of merchandising I have to ask 'What would it look like on a fridge magnet?'"

Closed for Renovation

In the art gallery

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

"He's left out the staples"

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

The hall of bad ideas.

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

'What? I'm behind the barriers, aren't I?'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

Modigliani's Giraffe

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Damien Hirst Cafe

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"